- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Maths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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