Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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