- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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