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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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