whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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