- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Neither did she.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Women's Rights..

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red, yup.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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