- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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