What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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