what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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