- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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