- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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