What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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school homewrok

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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