- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

can you pass the soap?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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