What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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how much fish could a chicken

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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David Cameron

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Caolan and Eamon

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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