- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Where's the soap?

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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