why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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