why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Anti Joke

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