Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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