Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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