- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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