Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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