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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

women's rights

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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