- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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