- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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