- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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