A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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