- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

^ That's not even funny ^

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

My jeans

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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