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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why dont they make black forks

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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