- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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