What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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