- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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