- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

No it doesnt..

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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