i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Flowers are colors Love me

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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