- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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