- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Where's the soap?

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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