- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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