- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.