- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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