Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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