An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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