- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

no

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

=3

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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