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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

deez nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

I'm rick james bitch

Anyone can post anything.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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