- Anti Joke

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.