- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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