Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Dead girls can't say no.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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