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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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