- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

it was all Tagart

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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