What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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