- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??