Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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salad days!

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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