- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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