- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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