- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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