- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

autistic kids rock

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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