- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

why does the man appear fat he is

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Horse.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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