Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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