Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

You should read the Terms of Service.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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