periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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civil rights

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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