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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals