What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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