- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock knock, COME IN!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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