- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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