- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

pull my finger (farts)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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