Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Gus's mom

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Anti Joke

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