A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

God is real.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why dont they make black forks

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

You should read the Terms of Service.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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