- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Death by kayak

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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