- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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