- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Women's rights

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Death by kayak

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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