- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A dancer walks into a barre

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??