- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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