- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

woman's rights

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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