- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Diarrhea

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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