- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

it was all Tagart

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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