- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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