- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, yup.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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