Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Anti Joke

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