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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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