- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

ever tried african food? they neither

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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