Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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