69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

People...

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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