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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

NEVER

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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