The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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