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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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