- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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