- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's up? Your time.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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