Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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