- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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