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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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