- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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