When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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i committed murder

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