Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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