- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

DEATH.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

eoin burgin is fat

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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