- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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