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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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