A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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