- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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