Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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i committed murder

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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