What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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