Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

So a horse walks into a barn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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