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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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