- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

alert('The Game')

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Iif your reading this ur gay

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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