Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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