- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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