- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

field day?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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