- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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