Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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