- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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