roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why? Why not?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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