- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

your face

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

hey guys im gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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