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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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