What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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