- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

caoimhin is a dorty carrot