What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What is funnier than 24 69

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Anti Joke

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