Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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so...um, yeah

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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