- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a lemon. hi.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

why are balck people black because they are

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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