- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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