- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

here's a joke... the american education society

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

European on my shoes, buddy.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A fat guy!

Wenis Penis

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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