- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What hurts like hell? HELL

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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