-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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