- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

noah is a scrub jungle

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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