Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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