If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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