Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why are balck people black because they are

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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