Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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No

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America

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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12/23/2012

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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