were you expecting a joke

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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the bible

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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dead dibbs

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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