- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Wanna hear a joke? no

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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