- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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