Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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