What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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you see theres this guy.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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