A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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