- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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