Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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