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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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