- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Black people in Camden NJ.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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