- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Allah walked into AK Bar

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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