Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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