- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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