What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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