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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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