What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Good job, son.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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