- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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