- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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