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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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