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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

the economy.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

White NBA players.