why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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