- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whose your daddy? Not me

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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