so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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