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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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