- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Sam Hengal.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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