a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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One time i was sitting down

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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