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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Sixty... eight

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason