- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

nothing

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

no

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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