- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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