- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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