How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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I'm homeless.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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