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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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