- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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