- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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