Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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