What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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