Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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