Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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