Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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cory is gay

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Denard Robinson

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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