why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Yellow People !!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Ready for something funny? nothing

Black people in Camden NJ.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Go away still nothing to see

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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