- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's long and black The unemployment line

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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