- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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