How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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