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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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