What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

This is a random Anti joke.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I think everybody should have a penis.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

BIG MAC'S

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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