A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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