- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Female rights.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

The duck didn't cross the road.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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