- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.